Wednesday, January 13, 2010

I do my little turn on the catwalk

Some of you have met Sophia, but you didn't meet the other poor ladies that didn't make the cut.  I have been feeling down about my weight my entire engagement (all 8 days of it lol!!!) but I definitely knew I wanted to be sexy, a screen siren, a well diva.  I have gained a fairly substantial amount of weight since M and I began dating a year and a half ago and well it shows.  After speaking with my assistant and friend, I agreed to go to Alfred Angelo to just "look" and get an idea for what type of dress I like.  If you view my previous posts you know that the look is slim and ruched and oh so sexy.
I literally wanted a dress that made me sing the brilliant lyrics of Right said Fred, "I do my little turn on the catwalk..... WILL I BE ABLE TO COMPLETE THE SONG???

Wax on Wax off, Wax on, Wax off (wait that's not right)

Hmmmm I sort of hear the lyrics but something's not quite right... No, I don't hear the lyrics, that's the sound of that ugly ass bow on my ass.

A whole new world, a new fantastic point of view, no one to tell us no (sound of record scratching, wait a minute this ain't the song!)

I don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready because my body too bootylicious for ya baby... (We're getting closer but this still doesn't do it for me)

In the still of the niiiigght I held you, held you tight... (wait wrong wrong wrong)

I'm a I'm a DIVA I'm a I'm a DIVA a Diva is a female version of a hustler of a hustler of a hustler

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Doo do do do do oooo AYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE loving you has made me feel the colors that you bring stay with me while we grow old and we will spend each day in the spring time

I am in love with you, you set me free... I can't do this thing called life without you here with me.  I am dangerously in love with you...

(record scratching) I DO MY LITTLE TURN ON THE CATWALK

I'm too sexy for my shirt

 too sexy for my shirt


And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I do my little turn on the catwalk

Did you hear music when you tried your dresses on, what were you looking for when you began dress shopping?  BTW Sophia aka Alfred Angelo 2047 was the first dress I tried on and the last EIGHT pictures posted here, yes I heard several different songs while looking at her from various angles, and she conveys everything I ever wanted to convey being a 30 year old bride.  As Bey infamously put it, some call it arrogant, I call it confident) 
(BTW she comes in SLIGHTLY over budget at 625.00 +125.00)


Missy said...

Love the dress! She's beautiful, and you look gorgeous in it! (side note: I also love the one strap gown you tried. Do you happen to know her name?)

penga said...

Gorgeous dresses! Is the last one "yours"? It's beautiful. I also looove that one-strap dress!

Alicia said...

Love that dress on you! It was absolutely made just for you!

Mocha Frugalista said...

@Missy: Thanks girlie!!! The one strap is also Alfred Angelo 2063.

@Penga: congrats on beedom girlie!!!!! the last one is mine (or will be at the end of the month, i am on a budget lol!!) and the one strap was a close one she was a tad bit snug, unfortunately for her I'd tried on Sophia first lol!!!

@alicia: i think so too, every person who has seen it says that dress was made for my personality and well I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts in it lol!!!

Ms. Polka Dottie said...

Oh, my goodness! I love that dress! You look great!!!

Mocha Frugalista said...

@ms. polka dottie: thank you it's my favorite!!